The Chronically Online Test: User Guide & Documentation

1. Introduction

The Chronically Online Test is a modern diagnostic tool designed to measure a user's immersion in internet culture. Unlike traditional "purity tests" that focus on general life experiences, this tool specifically targets digital behavior, meme knowledge, and screen time habits. It serves as a humorous yet insightful way for users to gauge whether their internet usage is healthy or if they are suffering from "Brain Rot."

2. How to Use

Using the tool is simple and intuitive:

  1. Review the Checklist: The test presents 50 specific statements related to internet culture, slang, and habits (e.g., "I know what 'Skibidi Toilet' is," "I check my phone within 5 minutes of waking up").

  2. Select Your Matches: Click on the checkbox or the text of any statement that applies to you. You should be honest for the most accurate result.

  3. Generate Diagnosis: Once you have finished reviewing the list, scroll to the bottom and click the "Generate Diagnosis" button.

  4. Read Your Report: The tool will instantly calculate your score and display a detailed "Clinical Analysis," a list of "Observed Symptoms," and a humorous "Prescription" for your condition.

  5. Share Your Status: Use the social media buttons below your result to instantly share your diagnosis on Twitter/X, WhatsApp, Facebook, or Reddit. You can also use the "Copy Result" button to paste the text manually on other platforms like TikTok or Instagram.

  6. Reset: To take the test again (or let a friend try), click the "Reset Test" button to clear all selections.

3. Key Features

🎯 High-Precision Accuracy

Unlike generic quizzes that ask random questions, this test utilizes a curated list of 50 essential viral markers. These specific data points are weighted to accurately differentiate between a "Casual Browser" (someone who uses the internet normally) and someone who is "Terminally Online." The algorithm analyzes:

  • Vocabulary: Usage of specific slang (Rizz, Based, Cap).

  • Behavior: Doomscrolling, checking follower counts, blocking family members.

  • Knowledge: Awareness of niche memes (Backrooms, Skibidi, specific streamers).

📱 Fully Responsive Design

The test is built with a "mobile-first" philosophy. It features:

  • Smart Grid Layout: Automatically switches from 1 column (mobile) to 2 columns (tablet) and 3 columns (desktop).

  • Touch-Friendly Interfaces: Users can click anywhere on a question row to select it, making it easy to use on small touchscreens without needing to precision-tap tiny checkboxes.

📢 Viral Social Sharing

The tool includes a dedicated sharing suite to help your score go viral:

  • One-Click Sharing: dedicated buttons for major platforms (X, WhatsApp, Facebook, Reddit).

  • Auto-Generated Viral Captions: The tool automatically formats your post with your score, verdict, and a viral hook (e.g., "I have 82% Brain Rot... How cooked are you?").

  • Universal Copy: A generic copy button for pasting results into Discord, Telegram, or SMS.

⚕️ Detailed Diagnostic Reporting

Instead of giving a simple score (e.g., "You got 50%"), the tool provides a comprehensive breakdown:

  • Verdict: A classification title (e.g., "The Digital Monk" vs. "The Algorithm Incarnate").

  • Clinical Analysis: A paragraph describing the user's psychological relationship with the internet.

  • Prescription: Actionable (and often funny) advice on how to "touch grass" or maintain healthy habits.

4. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: Is this a medical diagnosis?

A: No. This is a satirical tool designed for entertainment purposes. While the "symptoms" (like anxiety when away from a phone) are real phenomena associated with internet addiction, the results here are meant to be humorous.

Q: Why are there exactly 50 questions?

A: We reduced the traditional 100-question format to the 50 most critical indicators. This ensures users don't get bored halfway through and results in a higher completion rate.

Q: Does this save my data?

A: No. The test runs entirely in your browser. No personal data, selections, or results are sent to any server or saved anywhere. Your privacy is 100% protected.

Q: What does "Touch Grass" mean?

A: "Touch Grass" is internet slang meaning "go outside and disconnect." It is often used as an insult or advice for someone who seems to have lost touch with the physical world due to spending too much time online.

Q: How do I get a "Digital Monk" score?

A: You would need to check off 15% or fewer items (7 or fewer questions). This usually requires having very little knowledge of modern memes and healthy screen time habits.

Q: Can I share my results on Instagram or TikTok?

A: Yes, but since these platforms rely on images/video, we recommend taking a screenshot of your result and posting it to your Story or Feed. You can use the "Copy Result" button to paste your score into the caption.